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Not necessarily a horror story, but amusing nonetheless. For one of my old employers, we built several sites for this one client. Yuppie, gelled up hair, fast cars, arrogant, cocky, you know the type. Kept calling with shit requests (he called one day to let us know that he had changed the name of one … Continue reading Reply To: Clients From Hell

hehehe: [quote]In the midst of building a high def video website for a client: Client: So, I’m starting to this this video site idea is a bad thing. I just don’t think that broadband penetration in the US is there yet. It’s only 26% in US households. Me: [Dumbfounded] The US numbers are way higher … Continue reading Reply To: Clients From Hell

i’ve got countless batshit insane customer stories from the time i was a cashier at a hard discount grocery store in a dirt poor suburb of Paris, lots of stupidity, theft, ignorance, dishonesty, antisemitism, agressivity, insults, threats and a little physical violence to top it off

Mario (singer for Otis) works as a webdesigner and posted this on his facebook. A client (a law firm) sent him this picture to use on their new website. [img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/321588_2180968202913_1208186770_32135142_1099937030_n.jpg[/img] For all you non dutchies: the tag reeds “Please remove vagina in Photoshop”.

O yeah, I recognize this problem. We have em in the tattoo biz too. Most irritating are the clients who say you can do whatever you want. But then when you come up with idea’s they’re like ‘No, that’s not what I’m looking for.’ Or when they do give you a subject and you draw … Continue reading Reply To: Clients From Hell

The usual. Endless proposals and changes. In the end they choose the first design.

Deze is echt geniaal: [quote]Client: The website looks great, but I think we need more images of children. Do you have a database of images of children that we could take from…? A second e-mail arrives a few moments later. Client: I just realized what I was asking. Please ignore and delete all my e-mails … Continue reading Reply To: Clients From Hell

I have worked in customer service, shops, webcare and e-mailsupport. I have started to hate people.

waiting for over 7 months to get paid… freelancing is a bitch sometimes… [url=FUCK YOU, PAY ME! nice inspiring talk]https://vimeo.com/22053820[/url] edit:

7 months? Oh shit. I’ve got 1 client who usually pays late, a couple of months once, but 7? Luckily that never happened to me. Nice video by the way.

http://27bslash6.com/brochure.html 🙂

haha, that one cracked me up, haha

Gotta love David Thorne 🙂 (If you’re not familiar with that name, you might know this one by him: http://27bslash6.com/overdue.html)

[quote=Pim]http://27bslash6.com/brochure.html🙂 [/quote] 😀

Dropshadows and gradients, sounds like a brochure I would make.